A woman's cell phone conversation overheard in an elevator:
"No, you won't see me tomorrow.. I'm out for two weeks vacation."...
"I'm heading home to get drunk!!!"
(Chorus of hooting from the rest of the elevator)
"I think the people in the elevator like that idea"
"No I'm not going to be drunk for the whole two weeks!!!!"
Then the doors opened and we all went our separate ways.